I dream of the day when someone in the street comes up to me and goes “Excuse me, are you from Tumblr?”
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This man comes into my job almost every day with a free frosty coupon. He’s homeless, and he’s also of the nicest homeless people that come here. He just made me want to hug him when I saw him mixing ice in what was left of his frosty, just to have a bit more. Smh, I’m giving him another free one. This is saddening me, seriously. I went up to him and offered him one, he smiled and said “naahh” I said you sure? Is there anything I can help you with? He laughed and shook his head in a polite way. One of the most humble people to come through here… Every other one is usually rude, and angry. But this man still keeps his joy. This tells me I should never have a reason to frown, if he can still manage to smile.
this is life
why i live
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That moment when your home alone...
And you do whatever you please
Then you hear some noise..
SHIT, THEY’RE HERE!
Then you run to your room like:
- Your mom: “What the hell are you doing?”
Nothing mom, studying.
“Are you sure?..”
Mom please, who do you think I am?
“Oh, my child is so smart!”
And when she leaves:
“If only she knew!”
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| me during shower time: | What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now? |
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| me almost falling asleep: | I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe |
| me during the day: | how do I spell house? |
